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"a good scare is worth more to a man than a good advice."

-Ed Howe

"remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."

-Fran Lebowitz

"there are two things to aim at in life. first, to get what you want, and, after that, to enjoy it. only the wisest of mankind achieve the second."

-Logan Pearsall Smith

"outside of a dog, a man's bestfriend is a book. inside of a dog, it's very dark."

-Groucho Marx

"never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

-Erma Bombeck

"to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing."

-Mark Twain

"all sorrows can be borne if you tell a story about them."

-Karen Blixen

"no man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."

-Abraham Lincoln

"eighty percent of success is showing up."

-Woddy Allen